Doctor, Doctor...

…..I think I’m a pair of curtains!

Then pull yourself together man.



…..I think I’m a Billiard ball.

Get to the end of the cue

. …People keep ignoring me

Next!!!



….I think I’m a dog.

Get up on the couch and I’ll have a look.

I’m not allowed on the furniture.

….I think I’m invisible.

Who said that?



…how do I stop my nose from running?
Stick out your foot and trip it up.



….I think I’m suffering from Deja Vu!

Didn’t I see you yesterday?

….I think I’m a bell.

Take two of these, and if they don’t work give me a ring.



……I think I need glasses.

You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop.



….I feel like a bridge.

What’s come over you?

3 cars, 1 bus and a motor bike!

 



…I’ve got wind. Can you give me something?

Yes-a kite!